(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays, via hypochondriasis)

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

#you can’t tell me how to live my life wikipedia

(Source: salma, via bbutterfield)

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(via findingselena)

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

(Source: frickingloki, via tylerhortonsmanboobs)

unfortunately-i:

jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

4 minutes try a whole hour

(via dracomalfoyisapimp)

#british men screaming for their husbands

(Source: bori-cha, via girl-who-tumbled)

benedictatorship:

omfg

(Source: blueboxfrog, via waker-of-the-winds)

waker-of-the-winds:

madamecroak:

sketchylynx:

fuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk im crying

asdfghjkl

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